Biggest pp ever

It is a HUGE pp Bigger than d

the Biggest pp ever goes into anime girl

by KokakolaLOKIbUSSIN October 19, 2021

Biggest Cunt In The Universe

The Biggest Cunt In The Universe is Analicia Chaves. And it’s not like “Imma bad bitch, Imma cunt” it’s like , “You are such a fuckin cunt.” Stuck up cunt.

Predators are cunts..remember that..tell your kids that.

“Who is the biggest cunt..like ever?”

“Ana Montana…she’s the biggest cunt in the universe.”

“The lady that gets with 18 year olds? At 32? Eww! She is a cunt.”

by DatOnePaleBitch September 17, 2022

Biggest lad

The coolest lad around

Boy: heres money female
Girl: thanks ur the biggest lad

by Biggest lad June 8, 2018

Aston’s Biggest

Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?

“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”

by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023

Twitter’s biggest issue

Prostitute bots

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it

by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024

The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota

A 6-minute long song 'bout a guy going on a trip with his family to, you guessed it: The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota. From the soundtrack album 'UHF', made in 1989. UHF (1989) is also a movie you can watch on Tubi, or something, but one thing to note is, this song isn't ever used in the movie, ever. Of course, made by the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Or, y'know, the actual Ball of Twine In Minnesota. Located at 1st St, Darwin, MN 55324, United States. Made up by baler twine, Francis A. Johnson began rolling the ball back in 1950, and wrapped it for four hours daily for 29 years.

Dude 1: Yo, Dude, you ever heard about The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota?
Dude 2: You mean the song or the actual ball, Dude?
Dude 1: I don't know, Man.
Man: Well, that's Weird.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming...
Dude 1 and 2, Man: HOLY FUCK! IT'S "WEIRD AL"!

by weird al yankovic fan number f November 9, 2025

biggest fan

largest spinning propeller that provides coolness

"You're my biggest fan,"
The man appears to be talking to a comically large fan

by lauchfromdarkages May 20, 2022