Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

Box slapper

An insecure person whose whole personality is there pathetic job

Man that new guy is always looking for validation about how good he is at sorting screws. What a stupid box slapper!

by Sausagewallet69 April 12, 2022

Chin slapper

When you are receiving a blow bow and your balls slap the chin of the one blowing you

This girl took my xoxo so deep in her mouth she got a chin slapper

by Song me December 22, 2021

burger slapper

A nigga who slaps his own ass during sex

I just had sex with a burger slapper

by Ghadi blueberry August 20, 2017

Salmon Slapper

The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion

You see that girl over there

She use to be a Salmon Slapper before she went on Solids

by GlonkySalmon June 6, 2022

Auld slapper

Mature prostitute or slag

Wayne Rooney went with that auld slapper didn't he in that knocking shop in Aigburth?

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

fish-slapper

Someone who practices naturopathy or "alternative medicine" such as reiki, accupuncture, herbalism, reflexology, osteopathy ...etc.

Often used in a somewhat derogatory way to describe healing based on flaky science for gullible people.

After spending thousands of dollars and many months going to a fish-slapper, i finally went to a real doctor and the problem was fixed within days.

by LarryLaffer May 4, 2011