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Reality is Nigh

When something horribly wrong is going to happen because someone was incredibly stupid
DUDE! WAKE UP! SHE WON'T GO OUT WITH YOU! REALITY IS NIGH!!!
by The Peace Lord Deimos February 18, 2018
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reality design

The design and implementation of a customized reality for an individual or a group of individuals to live in.
After working as a graphic designer in New York City, that profession's capital, for two decades, I turned to designing my own personal reality and call myself a Reality Designer, an individual who practices reality design.

Reality design observes and documents the current reality and finds ways to modify it to fit the needs of the client. It usually entails blocking out undesired things and supplanting them with desired things, as well as finding ways to facilitate the development and eventual realization of other desired situations and conditions which do not happen overnight.
by but for May 8, 2018
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Transcorporeal reality

Perception of the world through the artificial senses of a robot.
When I wore VR equipment and used it to fly a drone, I experienced transcorporeal reality!
by Henry Beemis March 2, 2017
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Reality War

The war fought in a series of ongoing battles between society's most powerful entities as they endeavor to convince as many people as possible to accept their version of reality and think, feel, and act accordingly.
Reality is essentially what is accepted as existing, in other words, "what is." To convince others to believe that reality is what they say it is, religious organizations, governments, corporations, mass media outlets, universities, writers, intellectuals, artists, musicians, singers and other performers, scientists, and the masses all engage in the Reality War in as best their money and other resources permit.

There are personal, past, present, proposed, debunked, fraudulent, altruistic, positive, negative, imagined, factual, fictitious, and many other types of realities.

Some realities are more extensive and complex, and it is generally impossible to conclusively prove whether a reality is true or false.

The first reality to exist was and is the Original Reality and those who believe God created everything accept it as the one true reality, undistorted by the now almost ubiquitous overt, covert, or subliminal messages to the contrary.
by but for February 15, 2018
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reality imposition

Telling others what is and what is not, what is good and what is bad, who is good and who is bad, what foods to eat or not eat, what things to do, or not do. A key function of religions, governments, media, schools, and corporations—the five institutions which pilot society and its members like drones.
The prosecuting attorney told the members of the jury in Federal Truth Court, "In collusion, society's five most powerful institutions make countless false statements which flip most things around to their advantage and allow them to pilot society and its members as if they were drones (2016). That constitutes"reality imposition."
by but for May 6, 2018
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Corona Reality

Corona reality is realizing that you actually have failed at raising your kids to fend for themselves. A moms Corona reality may be that her ex is and always was a jerk and the kids are Entitled
I am so tired of finding my Corona Reality. I want kids that help around the house and are not so entitled !
by Cubby Cubster April 19, 2020
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reality denialist

Someone who believes ancient scriptures from primitive peoples -- not so primitive however that they had developed basic human evolutionary tendencies such as a desiring and eventually developing systems -- i.e. written language, starting with paintings on cave walls -- over what we have now learned is possible due to scientific thought, a latter progression of evolution; in short, a religitard, a devoutly faithful FOLLOWER; granted, fear of anyone referred to as a 'god' can be a frightening experience
Can you believe NASA sent Curiosity, the newest, most advanced, up-to-date mechanical lab all the way to Mars, and it successfully overcame every obstacle in its path! Think of all things we could discover that we weren't already aware of yet!

"Jebus christ was gods only son -- himself -- tri-angulated against another part of himself -- a 'holy spirit' if you will -- to punish himself for punishing himself and when we die he will punish us by granting us eternal life forever -- in the firey pits of hell if we think for ourselves."

"oh look, a reality denialist."
by phillydrifter August 10, 2012
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