upped the pole

To pull a gun on someone

Adan was talkin smack I upped the pole on em

by Look at adan maan April 24, 2020

pole hammer

When a guy gets slammed by a fat chick on top. To the point when an indentation is left in the bed, or he is left with very little penis after the sex.

"Got pissed last night, met up with a chick. She was very fat and totally pole hammered me!, woke up at 3am and needed a ladder to get out of the hole she left me in!"

by Baxta December 26, 2006

Plywood Pole

a person who claims to be Polish, despite not speaking the Polish language, not being raised in Poland and usually only having a single Polish person in their family tree, which is how the 'Plywood Poles' explain their supposed ethnicity. They often use words not found in contemporary Polish language (like calling gołąbki dish 'golumpki', or calling their grandmothers 'busia' instead of 'babcia'), or bastardizing the traditional polish dishes by filling the pierogi with cheddar cheese

The meaning comes from a pessimist description of Poland by its citizens as "Country made from plywood and cardboard" ("kraj z dykty i kartonu") when referring to failures made by the government. As such, a 'plywood pole' is someone who tries to be Polish for the sake of having any ancestry to be proud of, but fails.

"I'm Polish, actually, my great-grandfather immigrated from Poland to the US in 1946"
"Do you speak Polish?"
"No, but I love golumpkas and pierogis"
"Heh, you're just a plywood pole then"

by aj391 August 3, 2023

Ski Poling

1. The actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.

2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.

3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.

1. Did you hear about Ashley, she was caught Ski Poling some guys in the bathroom.

2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.

3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!

by DFaFH July 7, 2007

pole fancy

someone who is gay

Person 1: Hey, have you heard Justin Bieber's new song?

Person 2: No, Justin Bieber is a fucking pole fancy...

by CarlosSpicyWeiner May 25, 2010

Pole Position

One of the best racing games ever made. Released by the company, 'Namco' back in 1982, it introduced the concept of having a chase camera view, as well as the challenge of having to qualify for the main race. In 1983, it was released in the United States by Atari under license from Namco. It would go on to become the video game of 1983, and to this day, is still a great racing game.

I just beat my old score in Pole Position!

by Mr. X-106 December 8, 2003

pole dancing

Stripping. The act of sensuous self-manipulation and gyration around a metal pole (usually in a strip club) with the intent of stirring up lust in the people viewing the dance. The pole is an integral part of the dance because it assists in some maneuvers and because it furnishes a central gathering point for people either to watch or to present tips.

Any attempt to pole dance without stripping is mere trifling.

Pole dancing without nudity is a trifling waste of time....

by Etymoligizer October 11, 2007