myspace

a desolate wasteland

Hey, you ever get on MySpace?
What's MySpace?

by Ryocryte August 27, 2016

Myspace

The ghost town of the internet, once the largest social media site , now completely destroyed by websites like Facebook and Twitter. It is becoming forgotten quickly, almost as quickly as all of the crimes Justin Bieber has committed.

Oh my God, girl, you are so much fun. You should totally add me on Facebook.

Facebook? I have a Myspace account.

Myspace? Wtf is a myspace?

by Mr. Winter October 1, 2014

myspace

an oldie website where you pretended to be innocent and took pictures from a bad angle and always had bangs

wait, hold my sidekick, i need a picture for myspace

*poses*

by yurpy durpy November 28, 2018

MySpace

A long since forgotten social website.

Hey is anyone else here? Come on why does no one post anything on there MySpace page anymore?

by Shippingdragon November 20, 2015

myspace

A social media literally nobody uses anymore but is still a website

“Dude what’s your MySpace?”
“What is this? 2005?”

by bubble.chald October 25, 2020

myspace

A place created by a guy named Tom where 92.7% of teens with no lives go on to meet other people and chat with friends from school, the same town, and/or people in different states.

Everyone says they hate myspace but in reality they race home and log on and check for new messages and when they dont have a new message they click the refresh button untill they have a new message and then they shout with excitement like they won the lottery.

by Cookiel August 19, 2007

MySpace

1. A website that is a pedophile/ephebophile's dream because idiotic preps post pictures of themselves on their profiles along with their address, phone number, and/or school address as well as links to their preppy friends' pages that also include the same information.

2. A site where a reporter and MySpace administrators recently searched and found over 470 sexual predators pretending to be teenagers.

Idiotic Prep Girl: "Hey, you should totally join MySpace. It's, like, totally cool!"

Smart Girl: "...Isn't that the site where they found over four hundred seventy sexual predators on?"

by Melissa Fairchild October 21, 2006