A crude way of calling someone a 'wanker', used heavily between employees at actual UK law firms due to the derogatory nature of being known as a scumbag lawyer like the infamous Andrew Crossley.
davenport69_4u: LOL I just sent a legal letter to some dumb kid and her parents went ballistic!!! lmao down wit all pirates
RealLawyer: You sound like you're practicing for ACS Law, you utter simpleton.
RealLawyer: You sound like you're practicing for ACS Law, you utter simpleton.
by Andrew Crosswithme September 25, 2010
Get the ACS Lawmug. An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"
by SHANNON January 13, 2004
Get the mother in lawmug. The act in which a male with the last name "Gordon" commences finger fornication with a female. Tickling the second brain most commonly found in the vagina.
The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.
The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.
- "Gee Gordon, remember that asian bitch you fingered last month? She's fucking insane now. I think she has fallen victim to Gordon's Law."
- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."
- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."
by Ebenezer Shittingway November 19, 2010
Get the Gordon's Lawmug. by ikswelisaW ttaM November 18, 2011
Get the Goodman's Lawmug. On his 3rd offense for raping a child under the age of 12, the pedophile fell victim to Mancow's Law and was sentenced to death by lethal injection.
by ActionPaintball September 7, 2006
Get the Mancow's Lawmug. Sefton’s Law states that the likelihood of mainstream adoption of new innovations is inversely proportionate to the extent to which using said innovation makes the user look like a dick.
Coined by Adam Sefton, Executive Creative Director at Reading Room
Coined by Adam Sefton, Executive Creative Director at Reading Room
Google Glass is Sefton's Law in action. That wearers are already being called "glassholes" shows you that it'll never go mainstream.
by SomeRoomie May 7, 2014
Get the Sefton's Lawmug. Dean's Law states that in any verbal human interaction (usually a conversation, discussion or planning meeting of some nature), given enough time, the said verbal interaction will cease to be realistic and sensible, becoming ridiculous and usually humorous in nature, deviating from the plot and resulting in nothing being accomplished and time wastage. Usually an enjoyable experience.
In layman's terms, the plot will be lost and people will begin "taking the mickey".
This law encapsulates the entire human species independent of race, color or culture. Timing and the amusement factor, however, are directly related to the intelligence and attention span of the persons involved in said interaction.
This Law was coined in 2006 by Dean O'Farrell.
*** Dean's Law can also be used to illustrate that normal boundaries do not apply to a certain situation or discussion.
In layman's terms, the plot will be lost and people will begin "taking the mickey".
This law encapsulates the entire human species independent of race, color or culture. Timing and the amusement factor, however, are directly related to the intelligence and attention span of the persons involved in said interaction.
This Law was coined in 2006 by Dean O'Farrell.
*** Dean's Law can also be used to illustrate that normal boundaries do not apply to a certain situation or discussion.
Bob: "I suggest that we get blue curtains, I think they will fit in well with the existing decor and color scheme."
Kate: "I agree, but maybe the red ones will work equally well"
Allan: "OK then maybe we should get one red one and one blue one?"
Bob: "Yeah that's a great idea, if we do that then we can get tons of small blue and red carpets too! We can put them on the floor and make the room look like a big checkers board!"
Allan: "Yes and then we can paint little blue and red squares on the couches!!Ha Ha!"
Bob: "ooh ooh yes and then we can change the lampshades to luminous green!"
Kate: "OK guys, this is getting ridiculous now. Dean's Law has taken over now."
*** "OK guys, head office has really given us free reign with this project, so let Dean's Law run wild! No holds barred!"
Kate: "I agree, but maybe the red ones will work equally well"
Allan: "OK then maybe we should get one red one and one blue one?"
Bob: "Yeah that's a great idea, if we do that then we can get tons of small blue and red carpets too! We can put them on the floor and make the room look like a big checkers board!"
Allan: "Yes and then we can paint little blue and red squares on the couches!!Ha Ha!"
Bob: "ooh ooh yes and then we can change the lampshades to luminous green!"
Kate: "OK guys, this is getting ridiculous now. Dean's Law has taken over now."
*** "OK guys, head office has really given us free reign with this project, so let Dean's Law run wild! No holds barred!"
by onlyalegend February 6, 2010
Get the Dean's Lawmug.