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CARPET TOOTSIE

another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.
Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!
by babates February 9, 2006
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carpet bombing

When someone puts their arms out to represent wings and acts like they are a flying airplane while passing gas and leaving a vapor cloud in their wake. As to represent themselves as bomber airplane that is dropping bombs.
Sam: What the heck is the new guy damian doing?

Chad: hurry up and move...he's carpet bombing!
by chadlamo November 21, 2011
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carpet kaleidoscope

The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.

Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".

Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.
"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"
by Flatster October 28, 2005
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Purple Carpet

When a woman has been punched in the Vagina so hard it turns purple from the bruise. Hence the purple and if she doesn't shave, then the carpet.
You keep messing with me woman and you'll end up with purple carpet.
by d1rt May 16, 2011
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carpet tunnel

she had a tight carpet tunnel.
by tobyjones June 13, 2007
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carpet nasher

One who has committed the act of carpet nashing, i.e someone who enjoys oral sex with a female.
She didn't know if he was a carpet nasher, but came to realize he enjoyed it. Represented by the 😖 Emoji (yucky carpet nasher) or the 😛 happy, "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher
by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016
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Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue
Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah
by Bpier February 14, 2017
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