Cabbing

The act of masturbation (or gooning) while some one else is present with risk of them seeing you. There is a good ending which is them joining in and a bad ending which is them being disgusted, disappointed, or simply having feelings of udder hatred

I got caught cabbing the other day. Apparently it’s illegal to Cab in a walmart

by neuroparasytic March 30, 2025

Tiffin Service Cab

A service that really sucks donkey balls and takes a hr or 2 to pick you up in Tiffin Ohio.

Hey you want to take a Tiffin Service Cab later?
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better

by Tiffinohio89 January 1, 2020

Trash cab

A taxi can that is absolutely disgusting

Bruh that taxi was a total trash cab

by Loltrashhcab September 14, 2020

CAB

Either a cute or chubby Asian boi

Get yourself a cab

by Beefcake480 June 16, 2019

[Cab]

a prostitute.
they are like cabs because you can get a "ride" for a fee.

Man: yo, do you have a cab for me?
Man 2: you mean a prostitute?
Man:yeah.

by blooandcheese August 11, 2008

Cab token

$20 bill used to pay for cabs

"Before we go out, I've got to stop at the ATM and pick up some cab tokens"

by douchsicle November 19, 2011

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013