wet brain

1)Cretinous behavour resulting from chronic alcohol abuse.
2)One who displays such behavour.
3)Parso snig-blok zeep hee-hee no no no....

Oscar:Who's the cadavar in diapers over there, drooling and farting while he plays with himself?
Felix:Dear old Dad--a complete wet brain now, after 40 years of boozing....

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 8, 2006

Giving brain

When a penis is shoved so far down your throat , it gives you a headache .

I was giving brain to Zae last night. My head is still throbbing !

by BootyCheekSwole93 September 27, 2019

Brain Sneeze

When your brain needs to sneeze, but it can't because it's a brain, so it just hurts.

This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze.

by Rusty_Shackelford November 17, 2012

Peanut brain

A phrase in which CS:GO professional players yell at a player who does something stupid or whiffs every shot.

Did you see what tarik did? He is such a peanut brain

by XEQUIT10 June 1, 2018

evil brain

the act of squeezing ones testicles to accentuate the seam and to allow the sesame seed-like follicles to appear near bursting

When Grandpa gets drunk, he claims the evil brain helps him win at Scrabble.

by grokdeezballz July 13, 2009

Muff Brain

When you’re being a crazy, stupid, bitch.

Mom: “You didn’t wash the dishes, you can’t go out for the rest of the week.”
Kid: “God mom you’re being such a Muff Brain!”

by Wrinkly old man69 September 12, 2018

brain float

/noun/ an expression used for a person currently undergoing brain loading and is unable to process anything as of the moment.

Can you please repeat the statement? I was having a brain float!

by ineedadiamondring October 9, 2021