tits

occurrences of (normally) two arge soft lumpy sections on a womans body. They are located on the front side of the torso below the head and above the waist and are reasonably symmetrical

many examples of chests exist and they vary between ages considerably

by Chav January 8, 2005

Tits

Cool, awsome, sweet

Shit son your car is the tits

by Cock Tease March 18, 2003

TITS

Turnip Throwing Society. A society that rescues turnips that are about to be eaten by nasty inconsiderate people and grooms them and gives them good homes.

I've just found a turnip trembling in a pot of water that's getting hotter by the minute! Some woman is about to eat it for her tea! Quick, get it to the Royal Turnip palace immediately before he gets eaten! The TITS will know what to do!

by Tracy the Turnip Queen October 22, 2006

Tit to Tit

A physical comfontation between two women, usually of verbal nature concerning a relationship with the same man.
It could also be provoked by a conflict of interests at work, church, school or similar social environments.

tit

I am going to have a "Tit to Tit" conversation with this bitch!

tit

by Bert101 December 17, 2011

tits

someting that is cool, or awesome or dank

Dude, that party was so tits!

by fffrrr December 20, 2008

tit

Toilet is thirsty.

humorous way of saying gotta go to short toilet, while talking in Internet chat.

guy1: hey tit, so brb.
guy2: ok

or simply

guy1: tit
guy2: ok

by Sudip January 20, 2008

tit

What one deserves for tat

you've had the tat let me have the tit, slag*

*optional

by b1uetrees January 3, 2007