Amazon Spic

A racist term for a South American Latino, Especially those from Ecuador and Peru.

Kevin: "Hey are you going to Ecuador this Summer?"
Dylan: "I was but I don't want to be around those dirty Amazon Spics."

by DefineTheTerm May 28, 2016

Amazon Peacock

A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.

Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?

by TheShrewd October 20, 2020

Amazon Forest Fires

Noun: The sensation of burning in the throat after smoking ganja.

omg I just smoked the biggest bowl, I have the Amazon Forest Fires

by ganjagrace February 23, 2021

amazonable

A business or industry in which the Amazon company, because of their financial resources, economies of scale and shipping capabilities, could easily enter and sell the products at a lower price and ship them faster than existing companies in that industry.

Because it is expensive and not easy to ship sheets of plywood and drywall like it is books and other small products, home improvement businesses like Home Depot and Lowe's are not easily Amazonable. Amazon {business online shopping Cyber Monday

by Octotrader February 10, 2018

amazon

store where life goes

Hey i buyed a friend in amazon!

by notweirddude December 27, 2018

Amazon

An adjective that means scummy and/or nasty.

Origins found in the business practices of online retailer Amazon.

"Josh has gotta shower before he goes to the bar, his balls are way too Amazon to be in public.”

by guyfsmiley December 4, 2019

amazon special

Similar to the Ebay special in that the item is of cheap quality and most likely reverse engineered and reproduced by inferior manufacturers with lower quality materials and procedures.

"Dude, I found me the Amazon Special! A racing steering wheel for only $50.00!? PLACE ORDER!" *Wheel bends and flexes and next thing, you're in the ditch*. In most cases you get what you pay for. IT it looks to good to be true, it MOST LIKELY IS. Buy reputable name brand products so you don't waste time and money dealing with knockoffs and then buying the real deal after you learned your lesson.

by Crish K July 14, 2016