terminal farts

farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!

john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!

john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!

john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Termin

A way of calling something bad or unpleasant.

That seminar was so termin

by ~.Anonymous.~ July 1, 2023

Terminal Career Agitation

Similar to Terminal Agitation, where an individual experiences severe restlessness as they near their passing, Terminal Career Agitation occurs when a professional reaches the end of their career and begins to reconcile with themselves about their accomplishments. Signs of Terminal Career Agitation can include micromanaging, unpleasantness, and a need for high levels of control over all projects.

My Boss has been experiencing terrible terminal career agitation. She is trying to get involved in every detail of every project, is obsessed with insignificant matters, and is micromanaging everyone in the office.

by burnsing April 10, 2024

Terminal Nut

When you beat your meat while driving and try and get a high score on the speedometer.

Man my Terminal Nut record is only at 25 mph.

by Some guy ig April 29, 2024

terminal baby syndrome

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.

I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.

by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022

Terminally Offline

The opposite of terminally online. It means someone who spends little to no time on the internet, typically because they have better things to do.

Turner is terminally offline. He has never used Reddit or TikTok before, doesn’t know what skibidi toilet is, has a healthy set of hobbies, is happily married, and is active in the church.

by Shepherd Guy June 5, 2025

Terminator promise

"I'll be BACK."

I already can always trust my buddy to keep his word about returning later to assist me, but I feel even more confident about it if he gives me a solemn "Terminator promise".

by QuacksO May 4, 2022