teethman

a teethman is basically a pac-man like figure with abnormally large teeth. teethman (plural teethmen) are usually found in notebook doodles where the artist is too un-artistic to draw anything more complex than pac-man, but wants to pretend to be cool at the same time.

That teethman has large teeth, but certainly isnt a work of art.

by S. Malloy August 27, 2005

Tetherblobs

Enormous sagging boobs. To the point where you could literally play tetherball with them, because they are very blobish.

Look at the size of those tetherblobs.

Wow we could play a great game of tetherball with those tetherblobs.

by Lucky Bastard March 7, 2007

Teeth snacks

Offering of open mouth for kissing.

The girl that you have a crush on finally gives in for a make-out session. She gives you "Teeth Snacks".

by Craig Foster February 22, 2009

texthausted

verb.

To be extremely tired of texting on your phone.

"Man, I'm texthausted. This girl never stops."

by HeebHammer January 28, 2010

Teethcity

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob but she uses her teeth making it more painful than pleasurable.

Guy1: How was the blowjob you got last night player?
Guy2: Man, it was terrible. The blowjob was teethcity, she almost bit my dick off!

by WhyWhy May 30, 2013

Teleholic

A person addicted to television or watches to much of it.

Mom: ''Why want you read a book or go outside? '' "Your such a teleholic"!

by Spoken Word April 12, 2014

Teeth tax

Extra money you have to spend to fix, replace, upgrade etc. because of a pet's destructive teeth
Teeth tax is commonly needed when owners have a dog that rips up its toys and you have to get the kind of toys that aren't easily destroyed, the extra money needed for these "high quality" toys, is Teeth tax

Another reason you'd need to pay teeth tax is when a pet chews up a personal belonging and it needs to be replaced

"Dang it! My ferret chewed up his hammock last night, and I'm not in the mood to pay teeth tax to get a new one!"

by Chicago Mj June 29, 2015