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technical lobotomy

The condition where you have so much of your life, knowledge, etc. on your smart phone and you subsequently lose/break it. Basically, half or more of your intellect disappears when your phone is disabled or lost.
Dude, I just lost my phone and I'm suffering from a technical lobotomy.
by cgoodric August 13, 2012
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Technerection

An erection caused by over excitement when seeing and/or thinking about a piece of technology.
I got a technerection when Walking through Best Buy.
by B411s05t331 January 3, 2012
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Technically Legal

EG:
a StripClub Is Technically Legal.
Prostitution is Technically Legal.
by Alejandro587 August 23, 2012
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technigo

The dizzy feeling that one gets when holding one's mobile phone, mp3 player, ds etc. over the toilet bowl, a stretch of water or a height, and wondering what would happen if one just dropped it.
He'd just flushed, when suddenly he was overcome by a rush of technigo. (Because who doesn't have at least one of their devices in the toilet with them these days??)
by AndyBrew September 13, 2013
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Technika Lubis

a name given to those with extreme fabness.
For example, "Technika Lubis" is fab
by fabulasperson101 December 9, 2013
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technical malfunction

Phrase used to cover up total incompetence and or stupidity
My computer had a convenient technical malfunction as it failed to sync with my iPad, so I have now been double booked for the meeting
by Swanno December 20, 2013
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techadickt

Someone who is so engrossed in technology that when someone tries to communicate with them they're a complete dick and they only talk about tech!
"Hey did you try talking to the new guy, Morgan?"
"Yeah, he's a complete techadickt though."
"Oh, that's a shame, I hate those guys!"
by dargondaemon October 9, 2014
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