Maxi Taxi

An upgrade on the Taxi Cab. Two in the front and five in the back.

How did Sarah get home last night? I heard she got a maxi taxi, but didn’t get in a cab

by Timothy Hardstaff February 1, 2021

Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.

Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

Blue Light Taxi

When a police officer's partner is having a big night out. The Blue Light Taxi is a priority call for transport (of all parties) to another venue or home. This usually involves casual introduction of single persons.

Hey babe, you're so smashed. Can I call you a cab? No way, l will call the blue light taxi, I want you to meet someone.

by Hammo922336 June 27, 2025

Taxi Faggot

A drunk guy in a taxi yelling "RIGHT?!!" to people passing by, and trying to get out, follow and attack them.

That drunk savage is being a taxi faggot. Someone needs to beat his ass.

by John Anderson 1 August 21, 2025

Upside-down Taxi

A sexual position where the man presses his back to the roof of the car and the woman sticks her ass In the air and does all the work

“MOM! She’s wonderful, last night she gave me an upside-down taxi! I think she’s the one.”
“I’m so happy for you son”

by Dontcallme808 October 25, 2025

taxi hailer

A phrase to describe Roblox users who roleplay as Nazis on various games on Roblox, more commonly World War II era roleplay games. It references the act of hailing Hitler, similar to hailing a taxi on the street.

That guy is a taxi hailer!

by cacasafe April 26, 2025

Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.

Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.

by yougboxb April 15, 2024