Upside-down Taxi

A sexual position where the man presses his back to the roof of the car and the woman sticks her ass In the air and does all the work

“MOM! She’s wonderful, last night she gave me an upside-down taxi! I think she’s the one.”
“I’m so happy for you son”

by Dontcallme808 October 25, 2025

Mike Bebek Taxi

Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))

"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"

by Taxi guy January 23, 2021

Arabic taxi driver

A weird bloke who drives up and has a gun under his right pocket, also being overweight he smells like buttcheek on a .
He's probably going to rob you at some point down the road, he also whispers about allah and rake-bar but your not sure what the last word is.

That arabic taxi driver is ugly uhhhhhh.

by awasomeranger September 26, 2019

Taxi

Taxi is a word used for a certain Kajendran, that is so stunning to look at youll catch a migrane.

Ay Taxi why you so blinding g.

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

Taxi Shower

A taxi shower is common in Wall Street when you are working long hours and do not have time to rest. In this case, you hail a cab, go home and shower quickly while the taxi waits, and head back to work immediately.

I will finish this project by Sunday morning. I’ll just take a taxi shower Sunday morning and can present to the clients Sunday noon.

by Anti-Legwarmers March 3, 2023

Taxies

Thin rather good looking dudes, usually black, who date really fat chicks often white with kids during tax season to benefit of some of her extra large tax rebates.

"Bro what is up with all these thin dudes holding hands with all these fatties." "Hey yo its tax season, Taxies got to get working for that money too."

by PoeRaven January 10, 2024