Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…
by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023

Last night my girlfriend asked me for the durf and turf special.
Jim got really excited and gave her the durf and turf special.
Jim got really excited and gave her the durf and turf special.
by Durf king November 12, 2020

The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis
by PictouBay August 31, 2018

Throwing up while taking a dump.
by doubledump November 26, 2024

Coined by Skweezy Jibbs, described as a snack consisting of a blue razzz 4loko and a savage size slim jim
Skweezy Jibbs: “THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNAKC A SMURF AN TURF WHICH IS A BLUE RAZZ 4LOCO AN A SAVAGE SIZE SLIM JIM”
by penisgaming47 September 6, 2022

Uh oh..that girl stepped on her cheetah turf by trying to dance with that other girl's man. Shits about to go down.
by afarmer March 29, 2015
