Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

Bitch Slapping the Trout

The act of slapping a girl's pubic area so as to invoke sexual arousal.

Guy 1 "Damn, my girl doesn't ever feel like getting busy!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"

by bitchassholenerd August 26, 2013

A censored, inconvenient truth

A UD user who constantly reposts the same definitions. Her (or his) agenda appears to be feminist, but she's bizarrely chosen a comedy website, Urban Dictionary as her battleground. There is nothing wrong with feminism but she clearly has some sort of obsessive disorder, and now that she's posted her views several times already, I think her point has been made.

Her trademark is to bizarrely preface every definition with an address to the editors, imploring them to "act with some integrity for once."

Average UD user 1: Well, just finished reading a definition. It was an amusing lampoon of gender stereotypes.
Average UD user 2: Well, look out, that user, "a censored, inconvenient truth" is attempting to bring down the website Urban Dictionary. This is of course the logical first step on the war-path of feminism. Next step, the White House!

by A truthful truth May 31, 2011

unspoken truth

An unspoken truth is something in life we all know to be true but to speak it is taboo.

I could give some examples of unspoken truths but because they're unspoken I cannot speak or write them ;)

by Anonymous December 30, 2004

an inconvenient truth

a man falling in love with a woman before sexual intercorse, and upon intercorse realizing that she is actually a man.

Bob was serious about Janet, until he found out an inconvenient truth.

by Kori Schumpert December 7, 2007

hog troughing

The act of sticking one's face between a stud's glutes--tossing and blowing your heart out--thus allowing the glutes to oscillate on your face.

Marcus: So what was the high point of your date?
Kelley: At the end of the night, Pedro was hog troughing me until I thought I would be split in two. Serious fun, could not stop laughing.

Marcus: What did you do last night?
Kelley: Bible, I spent all night hog troughing gym crush, making him moan like a pregnant cow giving birth.

by K. Love June 29, 2009

Palin Truth Squad

An idiot organization run by idiots for idiots with the intent of deceiving even more gullible idiots.

The Palin Truth Squad says Obama called Sarah Palin a pig!

by Get_A_Brain September 9, 2008