tofood

phony meat products, such as artificial weenies, hamburger patties, etc., made from tofu

My cousin is a vegetarian and he eats tofood all the time.

by Dick Hertz May 9, 2003

tofft

Take one for the team

When being a wingman - sometimes you're expected to tofft.

by lockeout June 18, 2007

tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.

Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!

by Mike December 29, 2003

dutch toffee waffle

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.

Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction

by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017

tofuu

He is a roblox youtuber who has a million subscribers in her channel he buy gamepasses in games alot and play some simulator in roblox

Tofuu the roblox youtuber

by AlbertAndFlamingo June 2, 2018

Stinky Tofu

This is just one more slang term for fecal matter. This can be used to insult someone or just to be yelled out in the most conspicuious of times.

"Ever since my girlfriend broke up with me, I've felt like a big pile of Stinky tofu."
"I've got to make some stinky tofu after eating that hot pastrami sandwitch."

by chang-a-lang February 7, 2006

tofu

= Lesbien Sex, i.e lacking meat

Did you get your TOFU last night

by delemma113 January 17, 2007