max thompson

a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the lagandary maxthompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as MASSIVE!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good locks, was the size of his penis, last recorded at 17 inches!!

"well it's not exactly a 'max thompson, but i guess 10 inches is ok.

by Max thompson August 15, 2003

Thotpocket

A girl that is basic and cold on the outside and will burn the fuck out of you on the inside.

Come see me tonight, I'll be in the DJ booth like a true thotpocket.

by Gensh November 17, 2016

Klay Thompson

NBA Warriors player who looks like the burrito from sausage party

Dude 1: Bro did you see the new sausage party movie!?
Dude 2: Yeah! I didn't know Klay Thompson made an appearance.

by I need HELP!! January 28, 2019

Thwap

To rub or whack your girlfriend in the face with your penis. Preferably done unexpectedly and while an erection is present. A great way to wake them up!

Cousin of the dutch oven.

penis: thwap!

annoyed girlfriend: "why do you have to be so strange?"

by Josh V February 9, 2008

thompson

1. a rare condition where someone mistakenly believes they are a expert without peer in any topic they overheard others talking about, most often to the point of arguing without point or merit for hours at a time about things they know nothing about; the fact they barely fumbled through high school and have since wasted nearly a decade of their life is irrelevant, for they always assume absolute correctness.

I can't believe that asshole thompsoned us for four hours on how charcoal works at Dan's barbeque. I'm glad he broke his leg.

by the anonymoose September 26, 2006

thapping

V. The process of masterbating and having your balls slap against your thighs making a clapping sound.

"Jerry had a good time last night, I could here him thapping."

by 2BallDUckling May 31, 2014

Thotpocalypse

A period of time where you intentionally become a bigger thot than you already are. A time to sleep with as many people as possible. Often a competition between friends.

"Hey Katie, how's thotpocalypse going?"

"Good, scored 6 points on the weekend, what about you?"

"Only 1 point this weekend. Damn shawty, you the thotpocalypse QUEEN."

by B-john August 1, 2018