English Teacher

Most of them are sad communists.

Billy: "Hey Johnny, how's it going today?"
Johnny: "Nothing much, but my english teacher played the soviet national anthem all through class"

by IlIlIllllIIIIIl February 10, 2019

Teacher's Lounge

An exclusive club (guarded by a burly bouncer w/a red velvet rope) just for teachers. Characterized by smooth almost erotic jazz, dim lighting, lingering cigarette smoke, posh lounge furniture, and the smell of opium smoke and pencil shavings.

Patrons of this lounge will typically be smoking joints, downing hard liquor, snorting cocaine or participating in some kind of orgy/rave.

1) The bouncer wouldn't let young Billy into the Teacher's Lounge.

2) Mr. Smith looked stoned after he emerged from the Teacher's Lounge.

3) Teacher: "Aw shit! I left my coke in the Teacher's Lounge!"

Student: "What?! You've got cocaine in there?! I want to go!"

Teacher: "No students allowed!"

by crackbaby#69.0 March 5, 2011

PE Teacher

A sadistic pedophile.

Mom: What do you want to be when you grow up
Son: A PE teacher!
Mom: Why’s that?
Son: So I can torture kids too someday!

by Node13 September 28, 2019

That vegan teacher

The old vegan lady that compares speciesism to racism and knows nothing about the meat and dairy industry. She gets all of her knowledge from dumb shows made by dumb vegans. And she says you need to get to be vegan to get to heaven and says she wouldn’t donate an organ unless it’s to an animal rights activist.

“Who makes you the most angry on Tiktok?” “It’s That vegan teacher.”

by carguy772 September 30, 2020

Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate less often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all how does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 21, 2016

Teacher Voice

The loud volume of voice that teachers use. It's not really a yell since that indicates fear or anger--just the loud, obnoxious voice of someone accustomed to endeavouring to speak over the crowd without sounding angry. Off-duty teachers often don't know they are being too loud and coming off as bossy.

"If you're getting up, would you bring me a glass of water?"

"Stop shouting, I'm right next to you. You've been shouting since you got here."

"Sorry, it's my teacher voice."

by The Ripper November 11, 2008

Google Teacher

A teacher that is lazy and uses Google to find questions and/or essay topics for students to do.

I got some homework questions on a book, I Googled them and the questions and answers are all there, definitly a Google Teacher

by Ghostofchris May 30, 2009