The purposeful act of masturbation to examine future decisions with a clear head or Post Nut Clarity.
Person A: How are you doin' man?
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.
by ProlificFizz October 21, 2019
Get the Reality Jack mug.Someone who believes ancient scriptures from primitive peoples -- not so primitive however that they had developed basic human evolutionary tendencies such as a desiring and eventually developing systems -- i.e. written language, starting with paintings on cave walls -- over what we have now learned is possible due to scientific thought, a latter progression of evolution; in short, a religitard, a devoutly faithful FOLLOWER; granted, fear of anyone referred to as a 'god' can be a frightening experience
Can you believe NASA sent Curiosity, the newest, most advanced, up-to-date mechanical lab all the way to Mars, and it successfully overcame every obstacle in its path! Think of all things we could discover that we weren't already aware of yet!
"Jebus christ was gods only son -- himself -- tri-angulated against another part of himself -- a 'holy spirit' if you will -- to punish himself for punishing himself and when we die he will punish us by granting us eternal life forever -- in the firey pits of hell if we think for ourselves."
"oh look, a reality denialist."
"Jebus christ was gods only son -- himself -- tri-angulated against another part of himself -- a 'holy spirit' if you will -- to punish himself for punishing himself and when we die he will punish us by granting us eternal life forever -- in the firey pits of hell if we think for ourselves."
"oh look, a reality denialist."
by phillydrifter August 10, 2012
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Get the reality die mug.A PoR (Plane of Reality) is where a Universe contains more pieces of elevated chunk data instead of one.
by olek0 July 16, 2022
Get the Plane of Reality mug.Telling others what is and what is not, what is good and what is bad, who is good and who is bad, what foods to eat or not eat, what things to do, or not do. A key function of religions, governments, media, schools, and corporations—the five institutions which pilot society and its members like drones.
The prosecuting attorney told the members of the jury in Federal Truth Court, "In collusion, society's five most powerful institutions make countless false statements which flip most things around to their advantage and allow them to pilot society and its members as if they were drones (2016). That constitutes"reality imposition."
by but for May 6, 2018
Get the reality imposition mug.n. Fame garnered through the use of Reality TV or reality websites, but still being less than D-List. Richard Hatch, Tom From Myspace/Tom Anderson, Tila Tequila, and anyone on Ultimate Fighter.
by Craig B. January 1, 2006
Get the reality fame mug.A reality nooby is somebody who fails at doing things in real life situations. See "noob" for videogames
Person One (Taylor): "wow, that person just called me a noob in this video game."
Person Two (Anthony):"lol, well my mom just called me a reality nooby in real life"
Person Two (Anthony):"lol, well my mom just called me a reality nooby in real life"
by Zinesick December 20, 2010
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