nut mustard

the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing

Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.

by jonny and joey and scotty March 12, 2003

Butt Mustard

The mix off blood, cum and shit that is often created during anal sex. It's dirty brownish yellow color and thick, soupy consistency resembles Dijon mustard.

How am I ever going to get that Butt Mustard off of my sheets before my girlfriend gets home?!?!?!

by Dan Lyons December 28, 2008

Mustard Face

A Latin American individual who doesn't speak Spanish only English with a Keanu Reeves accent.

I met a few authentic Mustard Faces in El Paso, Texas, last night at Valero!

by Young Cat Meat August 16, 2009

mustard sandwich

1.) A woman's genitalia; a vulva; a vagoo.

2.) Also, a delicious sandwich exclusively containing mustard.

1.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

2.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

by C. B. F. April 5, 2008

packin mustard

if a member of the opposite sex is incredibly attractive, one would say they are "packin' mustard". Derives from the slang "hot" to describe attractiveness but more poetic

that girl is packin mustard

by Georgey B March 25, 2007

jelly mustard

why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT

jelly mustard is gross dont eat it

by Pro gamer3802 February 15, 2023

Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum

“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”

by Cumprisun November 8, 2022