the dirty coop

When you forget a condom so you use the fermented uterus of a squirrel and replace lubricant with the vaginal mucus of 3 STD infested malaysian prostitues.

I tried the good Ol' Dirty Coop with marcus last night but sadly he said i wasnt aloud to use his mouth as a semen receptical anymore. the dirty coop is the dirtiest of sexual acts

by marcusissexy69 January 5, 2021

The Dirty Squirt

While having sex with a dirty black woman, you cum in her mouth, and she spits it back on you.

"I just gave black betty the dirty squirt the other day!"

by Clifford Skyler February 12, 2008

the dirty bobby corley

A slightly awkward boy who learned to jack off from his roommate william; now venturing into the world with a new sense of self-pleasure.

"Yea, doug had to pull a bobby corley to learn how to ejaculate."

by chevy3614 March 2, 2005

The Dirty Hybrid

just like a dirty sanchez, but instead of using your penis you use a vibrator as to not get you dick all shitty.

last night i gave her the dirty hybrid... wiped the vibrator right across her upper lip after pulling it out of her ass!

by Slim Jim Nasium November 3, 2009

The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern

V.- When ones Masturbates while taking a shit.

I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Tommynof May 28, 2012

The Dirty Mermaid

A sex act requiring putting your partner face down in a sink filling with water. The object is to see if you orgasm before they come up for air or pass out.

We made a complete mess in the bathroom doing The Dirty Mermaid , but my wife love the challenge of holding her breath.

by Mister first class March 11, 2018

The dirty mortician

You tell your partner to go and stand next to the freezer for a while, then return to the bed and act dead so that you can have intercourse. (A walk-in cooler or freezer works best!)

Tim told Autum to go cool off by the freezer so she could play dead and get the dirty mortician on!

by RS THE PIG February 2, 2019