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Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.
Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.
by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011
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Taint Gravy

The sweat that is produced in the taint on REALLY hot days.
Dude! It's so hot, I'm makin' taint gravy here!
by SexyGorilla August 27, 2013
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taint sniffer

One who does the 2 finger rub on down there and sniff checks to see they are clean.
Man, you see that taint sniffer elbow deep in is drawers, turn and sniff his fingers.... dude needs to shower.
by pcboro January 3, 2016
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Taint-rippling fart

A fart so loud and powerful that not only will you worry if you've sharted, but the shock waves created by the booming sound, will ripple the skin along your taint.
Peggy Sue got the shock of her life. With Pete going down on her after their meal of chilli with beans, she let rip with what Pete later described as a taint-rippling fart. He could see the skin of her taint ripple with the explosion emanating from her arse.
by Dick Examiner January 14, 2018
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taint toaster

It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!
by Voxpopeye February 26, 2018
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Taint Tanning

Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.

Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.

Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.

Post THAT shit !!!!
Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.

huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.

God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol
by Mixsey December 5, 2019
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Taint Strip

The female equivalent of name-calling a male a douche bag.
This entitled girl believes backwards hats and cargo shorts are attractive, what a taint strip!
by JPonSaturday February 29, 2020
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