Short ass bisexual

Myself.

I'm a short ass bisexual.

by AnotherRandomPersonHere. January 13, 2019

short boy appreciation day

December 22nd is short boy appreciation day, so send this to all your short guy friends.

Stacy: oh hey Joe, it's short boy Appreciation day!
Joe: bruh I'm not that short

by Mariaave December 22, 2019

short mommy

short mfs that are 4,6

zamm shes a short mommy

by ANGEL <33 March 9, 2022

Short Bussin'

When something is referred to as stoopid, or retarded in regards to the level of sickness. Refer to Bussin, or Sick for further understanding

That shit short bussin'

by Lordt of the Nort August 26, 2023

Sweet-short-long

The descriptive name of a now-famous male hairstyle. Before it was called the "sweet-short-long", it was called "hockey hair". Of course, now it is called the "mullett". But the potential for slight shifts of emphasis within "sweet-short-long" cleary make it the best choice, as illustrated by the example below:

Friend 1: I haven't seen Jackson in awhile. Does he still have that sweet-short-long?

Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.

by Kurtisheath January 18, 2009

National Kiss A Short Person Day

Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.

"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"

by Fred_Jr. October 28, 2019

National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021