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swoosh

To leave work either exactly when the buzzer sounds or a few minutes prior...like wind blowing throught he office without stopping.
Man#1 "Where's Marty?"
Man#2 "Well he's...."
*SWOOSH*
Man#1 "Did you feel something?"
Man#2 "Yeah, that was Marty hauling ass outta here."
by Hardly Workin' December 12, 2003
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Swoopportunity

The delightful set of circumstances that increase the success rate of a successful swoop unto the coveted object of another person.
Randy: OOOOH BOY! Molly Anne Jenkins just drank 16 budweisers, I'm gonna get up on!

Zeke: But Randy aint' Ned been datin' that Molly Anne?? 'Fact I just saw them at the ice cream parlor earlier tonight. On a date!

Randy: CAAAAAAW! This is the swoopportunity of a lifetime!! CAAAAAW!!
by Great Blue Heron November 4, 2008
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Swoop Pop

The act of stealing someones girl from right under their nose
Rob: Why is Susan going to prom with Josh??? I thought she was dating Clarence.

Brent: Yeah, Josh Swoop popped that shit
by jt3boom July 19, 2011
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steamy chocolate scoops

from finland./When someone has a crooked asshole and shit sprays the back of the john with chocolate chips.
now i'll have to wait til i go home to shat cause some toilet terrorist left steamy chocolate scoops!!!
by Eli Hall December 25, 2004
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Loop, Swoop, And Lick

When a guy sneaks up on a girl from behind. He then takes he's hand and moves it from the lower part of the girls ass crack, to the top of her ass crack. Then Lick.. A Loop, Swoop, And Lick!
Hey dude that i heard you gave that girl a Loop, Swoop, And Lick
by Show March 5, 2005
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emo swoop

Worst and most trendy haircut ever.
Hair hangs down and usually to the side, covering either one eye or most of the face.
Person1: I am so sick of seeing all these emo kids with their emo swoops, they all look the same despite their efforts to be different.

Person2: Whatever, the less of their faces you can see the better!
by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008
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luscious scoops of flesh

oh yoozzz jusss jealusss of my luscious scoops of flesh you skank.
by B Dog May 26, 2006
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