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twitching dolphin

Two or more people having sex underwater while twitching and making dolphin sounds. There must also be a trainer with a trainer stick present to properly supervise all dolphin related actvities.

General rules to follow are holding your arms like fins, doing your best to keep your legs together and playful nomming and nipping.

During the twitching dolphin you must be eating raw fish.
"it's rumored that brad pitt and angelina jolie do the twitching dolphin with angelina jolie supervising."
by the ralphing jerry November 3, 2009
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Witching

The act of jerking oneself off with one hand while simultaneously inserting a pole like object in your anus and performing masterbation in a manner that makes you look like you're riding a broomsitck. followed by witch like sounds of satisfaction.
I was witching so hard last night i got splinters.
by Mojo23 August 28, 2016
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Wig snatching

The act or practice of exposing someone or their information to others without thier knowledge.
Every friday the group of friends went wig snatching. They have many enemies.
by livingovertime March 15, 2019
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Swithining

A person, normally male, desperatly trying to get out of the friend zone. They are tired of hearing "You're such a good friend" or the classic "Your more like a brother to me"
Guy 1 - "I can't get out of the friend zone!!"
Guy 2 - "Better get swithining!"
Guy 1 - "I've been trying for ages"
Guy 3 - "Unlucky mate"
by The Duvet Dudes July 13, 2009
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dick snatching

when somone wants the dick so badly that whether or not they have permission they snatch that dick.
she was so horny she was dick snatching all night

damn i cant believe he was arrested for aggravated dick snatching with intent to swallow
by rickybobert September 23, 2011
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smithing

When your english teacher finger fucks herself and then smells her hand.
Me: Dude, look at Ms. Smith!
Friend: Yeah, shes totally smithing!!! Wait, is she having a riley?
by Lord Revan57 May 5, 2008
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jew-switchin

channel hopping in a vent on team speak server
stop jew-switchin around the vent
by Etherealmist February 8, 2007
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