Adult Swim

The thing keeping Cartoon Network from turning into Teen Titans Go! Network. The only problem with it is how much they play Rick and Morty.

Aw god, I have seen every single episode of Rick and Morty on Adult Swim and Cartoon Network keeps shoving TTG! up my ass. Hopefully AT&T will be a better parent than Time Warner.

by You want a cookie? June 16, 2018

going for a swim

The act of using a public pool to clean one’s taint, asshole, salty balls, sweaty labia, roast beef lips, duct butter, and/or crusty shaft.

Gentleman - “Babe, I’m going for a swim in the pool right now.”

Lady - “Oh, I’m so gonna give you a room job tonight!”

by Bobby the Bug Man June 26, 2021

swim johns

Swimwear with long sleeves and pants, like long johns, for swimming. Designed for sun protection and/or modesty.

Meet me in Hawaii. I’ll be the girl wearing swim johns.

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 12, 2010

swimming devils

sperm cells that are present in semen

She was such a slut. I blew my wad in her mouth and she gagged it down, swimming devils and all.

by unitpro1 January 02, 2010

cyber-swimming

navigating through the Internet through fun-loving activity to reach something interesting to you on the Internet

My cyber-swimming led me to an article on panda bears!

by Ereck Flowers January 18, 2015

finger swimming

A female masturbation where she uses her fingers.

She was finger swimming in front of a mirror.

by kisska September 18, 2012

swimming pool

During sexual intercourse, the man pulls out right before he ejaculates and empties his testicles on the woman's stomach.

don't pee in the pool

by LiveWire_13 July 13, 2005