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Flailing Susan

An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.

STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!
Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.
by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009
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METAL SUSAN

A METAL SUSAN IS A CHICK THAT LIKES TO BE FUCKED WHILE SHE LAYS ON A BED COVERED WITH TIN FOIL AND HAS A BATTERY CHARGER HOOKED TO IT
I ALWAYS WEAR RUBBER SHOES WHEN I GIVE A BITCH A METAL SUSAN OR MY COCK WILL BARBEQUE AND THE CRAZY HEFFER WILL TRY TO EAT IT
by shannon motowakan October 10, 2011
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Dirty Susan

The act of pinching a mans nose with your ass when your being eaten out and their nose touches your asshole.
My man was eating my pussy when his nose touched my asshole, so I gave him a dirty Susan and yelled "got your nose!
by GeneralPepe March 20, 2022
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Blowjob Susan

A female who gives blowjobs easily, but never has sex. Most Blowjob Susan's are virgins.
John: Lacey has been all over me tonight. I'm definately gonna bang her.
Paul: Blades tried to hit that last weekend. He had her naked in his bed, but couldn't get past a little sucky sucky. Face it, she's just a Blowjob Susan.
by Davey T October 22, 2007
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sour cream susan

When having sex with a MILF and she cums, you must also cum, let the combined cum drip into a bottle, shake it until it becomes the consistency of sour cream, and put it on tacos you sell from your taco truck.
I’m a sex offender now because I pulled a sour cream susan.
by Yvng_Sauce January 7, 2021
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Second Choice Susan

To be someone's backup if their other, more desirable option falls through/passes out/falls off a balcony/runs out of money.
A: "What are you up to tomozzle?"

M: "I'm going out with the ladies to try and pick up. But I'll call you if nothing comes through"

A: "Negative Dude, I'm nobodys Second Choice Susan, forgit it"
by Andrew McUtchen October 27, 2007
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Sleepy Susan

A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.
A female passenger passed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she Sleepy Susaned me. She awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.
by Lazy Larry. August 8, 2010
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