(n.) The act of discovering the presence of corn in one's bowel movement when you know it's been a long time since you have eaten any corn.
"Hey Liddy! Check out this floater I just pinched off! It's a corn surprise! When was it we last had corn?"
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
Get the Corn Surprise mug.A term used for an individual residing in Brooklyn, who invites a naiive yet attractive date over for a home cooked meal made with ingredients bought at local bodegas in hopes of engaging in sexual relations. Post dinner, after the date consents to coitus and without warning, the Brooklynite inserts their index finger into the rectum of their date, and then yells "Surprise!"
At the college reunion, Lydia gave Annabel a Bodega Surprise, thus releasing Annabel's inner sexual tirgress, and solidifying their deep friendship.
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When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.
Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells
"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells
"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Man: Oh yeah baby
Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
by The Poonman July 3, 2009
Get the Surprise Buttsecks mug.A very feminine and attractive lesbian that, if you had not been told, you would not have known she was a lesbian and was surprised at the knowledge.
Guy #1: I had no idea Portia de Rossi was gay, she's so hot!
Guy #2: Yeah she's a total surprise lesbian.
Guy #2: Yeah she's a total surprise lesbian.
by Kickoutjams47 November 3, 2010
Get the Surprise Lesbian mug.Our teacher gave us a surprise test today. After one kid started to cry, three kids threw up, and we all failed she was happy.
by Tyler Falen April 10, 2015
Get the Surprise test mug.When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010
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by tomcatdsm August 30, 2010
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