Pulitzer Surprise

When someone shoves a book in your asshole without warning
I gave Claire the Pulitzer surprise last night and she was not happy.
by Burnsides January 02, 2021
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The Jacket Surprise

The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.
woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!
by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 05, 2011
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hunter surprise

A hunter surprise is when two hunters meet up in a log cabin and shove their rifles up the other's ass.
Adam and Cofie were planning on doing a hunter surprise on the camping trip.
by Greeeeeg July 18, 2015
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A Walmart Surprise

When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your

ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom
Hey Jimbo open wide I'm about to give a Walmart Surprise.
by Niggaz in my butthole May 15, 2020
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Nagafuki Surprise

When someone takes a muddy sticky poo and doesn't flush the toilet... just leaving the poo there to be seen and stuck to the inside of the toilet for all eternity.
"Ah damn, I just went into the bathroom and someone left a Nagafuki Surprise"
by Calgarian Fred November 26, 2020
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A Cheetos surprise

Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax
I just gave my boyfriend a cheetos surprise I have never heard him moan so loud before.
by viper1109 January 22, 2015
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Flower Surprise

A sexy way to finger a girl. When a man or woman touches their four fingers to their thumb, so to look like a duck beak or an unopened flower, and places them in a woman's vagina, then forcibly opening them in said vagina, creating a flower surprise.
"The other day I totally flower surprised this girl"
"Did she dig it?"
"Well she was surprised"
by boyfromnantucketrnix November 25, 2009
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