Another word of masturbation or rubbing one out. It means to pull and push a guy's penis which simulates the act of stretching until it gets really long and bursts.
Did you hear the news: Big O after seeing a new vid on tranny stars Big O is going on a long stretch today.
Like I all ways say: stretching once a day keeps the boredom away
Like I all ways say: stretching once a day keeps the boredom away
by Captain Wanker April 4, 2015
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Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.
by e February 7, 2005
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by Amira Brady November 27, 2013
Get the something awful mug.The scene in movies and tv shows when one person is about to tell another person something, but the other person interrupts and says something that convinces the first person not to say anything. The other person usually finds out the truth anyway. This scene is being over used in tv shows and chick flicks
The classic "I have to tell you something" moment
Girl: (thinking) I don't want to go out with this guy, he's weird! I'm gonna break up with him.
Guy:hey how are you?
Girl:I have to tell you something.
Guy:me too... My aunt just died after a long, painful battle with cancer and her dying wish was for me to give you her priceless diamond ring. So what were you gonna tell me?
Girl:Uhhh... (in fake voice) I just wanted to say I'm so excited were going out yaayyy...
Girl: (thinking) I don't want to go out with this guy, he's weird! I'm gonna break up with him.
Guy:hey how are you?
Girl:I have to tell you something.
Guy:me too... My aunt just died after a long, painful battle with cancer and her dying wish was for me to give you her priceless diamond ring. So what were you gonna tell me?
Girl:Uhhh... (in fake voice) I just wanted to say I'm so excited were going out yaayyy...
by afroman473 July 23, 2009
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Doctor: Sorry you waited so long, Matt; I've been tied up all afternoon.
Doctor: Sorry you waited so long, Matt; I've been tied up all afternoon.
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