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stripper theory

no strippers are actually decent looking people because if they are then they would be in hollywood, playboy, or modeling.
Amanda said the stripper theory allowed to jared referencing her conversation with a stripper at mikes party... yo.
by HortonUmd810 January 12, 2010
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female stripper

a girl that looks like she lost her left tit always looking around for money. She has to stop in the middle of dressing to monkey dance around men for her own survival because she thinks that is the way to survive..
The female stripper just gave me a lap dance and I liked it, but I don't want my husband to see because I don't think he could handle it.

The female stripper showed me how to whip my hair up really good for my performances at home.
by cammybuns June 19, 2010
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Stripper

Someone who shaves above the knees and takes their cloths off for someone else's pleasure
You are such a stripper JEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :$
by CupCakeCrazy10615 July 10, 2015
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Stairwell strippers

When two People (A+N) go to 3rd base under the stairwell in the school while friends wait for them to finish the job. Especially performed between classes. The act of being obnoxious in school and thinking you have the right to have a guys finger up your pussy in a dirty corner.
Noises come from the corner as his finger plunges deeper into her vaginal trench. The backpacks of the 2 stairwell strippers wait while his grasp upon her ass tightens and the makeout becomes vigorous.

"Good thing u wore a short skirt and a clear thong so the job was short and sweet" said the stairwell stripper as his tongue lead the way towards her tonsils.
by shalielie April 21, 2006
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stripper-tastic

Of a stripper-like nature; a woman or girl who is promiscuous or possessing qualities equal to that of a desirable female.

In English: A hot chick, okay?
"That female is entirely desirable."

"Yes, it would appear that she is of a 'stripper-tastic' nature."
by The Baconator May 15, 2008
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Stripper Lie

strip-er lahy:
An unbelievable tale woven by an exotic dancer that in any other circumstance would be easily undone by logic and reason but is accepted because of the special circumstance e.g. boobs in the face
Actual Stripper Lie: "I'm only doing this to pay off my student loans from medical school"
by Mackpatty July 9, 2011
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Strippercorn

A good-looking stripper who is also intelligent. You've heard they exist, but you've never actually seen one.
Oh my god. I can't believe that stripper is hot and intelligent. I think we just witnessed a real live strippercorn.
by sloanehazard January 28, 2012
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