Use the middle stick

In the PS3 game Batman Arkham Asylum the character Scarecrow is messing with Batman's mind. At one point in the game it appears as if Batman is shot and killed by The Joker. You then see the Game Over screen, that tells you "Use the middle stick to dodge Joker's gunfire."

However, this was all just an illusion caused by Scarecrow's feargas. Also there is no middle stick on the PlayStation 3 controller.

Whenever one of your friends needs help in a game and doesn't know what to do, tell them to use the non-existent middle stick. This will most likely confuse, dumbfound and enrage them - in that order.

Guy1: "Dude, I need help on Modern Warfare 2. How do I do headshots?"
Guy2: "Use the middle stick."
Guy1: "Thanks, man. (...) What the?! I can't seem to find the middle stick on my controller. (...) Wait a second.... WHY YOU LOUSY LITTLE #%*§#$!"
Guy2: "Heh."

by cubs1008 August 9, 2010

deep stick

when a guy puts the girls legs over his shoulders so he can get maximum penetration on that pussy. very pleasurable... for the guy at least

i deep sticked the fuck out of carly yesterday

by crocock May 12, 2009

stick up kid

A person who robs people and/or stores.

"In broad daylight stick up kids they run up on us" -- Nas

by AC March 25, 2005

buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts so bad and you can't even, you yell this phrase

"Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!" butt vine ah peanutbutterbaby

by Buttcheek on a Stick September 6, 2016

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

by scalz July 10, 2006

sticked out

when your high/disoriented on xanax ususally in combination with alcohol or marijuana or both.from the word stick which also refers to a xany bar.often will result in memory loss/black out.

1"Yo wtf happened last nite,i was too sticked out to remember"? 2"you zooted bro?, your eyes look mad blazed. nah, im sticked out, but i did pack a fat bowl earlier.i got some footballs wana do a few lines?

by OG pac September 28, 2006

stick in the mud

Someone who prefers to allow things of seeming enjoyment pass them by

Someone who prefers to "stick" (stay, remain) in the "mud" (a metaphor for despression and unhappiness)

derived from "to stick in the mud" ..

The time has come to thicken the blood //
and make no mistake i'm a stick in the mud //

by adhesives April 27, 2003