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turtle sticking it's head out

The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.
"I've got to find a bathroom fast...I got a turtle sticking it's head out!!!
by Uncle Lee May 22, 2016
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Thought-smithing

Spending time and effort curating a thought or series of thoughts.
Husband: "I am thinking about building the kids a treehouse."
Wife: "We don't have any suitable trees and you are not very good at construction."
Husband: "I know, I am thought-smithing the idea to find a viable solution."
by KnightSmithJones March 21, 2021
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Swizzle sticking

The act of shoving a swizzle stick or similar object down an erect penis urethra, for enjoyment and or sexual pleasure: also know as cock stuffing,
I hurt my penis as I rolled over, I forgot I was swizzle sticking the night before and had left it in
by Paulcan2 March 23, 2021
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Cross Staching

When two guys with mustaches consensually kiss
Bro I was cross staching Craig last night
by LieAwakeToDrink February 27, 2022
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Will Smithing

A sexual act between consenting adults where the one partner slaps the face of the other partner and then sits down and yells "Get my dick in your mother fucking mouth".
Dude 1 - She seems open to a little S&M.

Dude 2 - Oh yeah, we do a little Will Smithing to mix it up a bit and keep it exciting.
by Spudsy G April 8, 2022
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leprechaun on a shitshingle

A derogratory term to use when you are very angry.
James is a leprechaun on a shitshingle because he hates me.
by NovaScotiaK October 28, 2017
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Coronavirus job snatching

When the government tries to shut down any business that resists the government, and tries to force anybody who works there out of a job.
The governments are already coronavirus job snatching in some states as they begin to reopen. That won't help with the high unemployment rate.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2020
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