by Senile Sather October 7, 2016
Get the matha stewart mug.The type of guy that eats nails for breakfast, the type of guy that rides great whites naked through whirlpools, the type of guy that puts it in your butt and makes you want it deeper, the type of guy that takes shits that bitches fight over, the type of guy that fucks first and never takes names later, BOSS ASS NIGGA, the immortal, the punisher, the big and tall the one the only, the STEW.
by SLICKPOTATOESKINS September 2, 2016
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Stewart is the type of person who is lacking a few numbers on their IQ test. Their elevator doesn't quite go to the top floor. Like if they jumped from their ego to their IQ they would never stop falling. They are a few cards short of a full deck. Their light's on but nobody is home. They are one fry short of a happy meal.
by Pat_McGroin December 2, 2020
Get the Stewart mug.An overrated and mediocre actress, while her recent movie such as Spencer that came out recently was somehow acclaimed by critics for her portrayal of Princess Diana, her other films such as Twilight just boring and lifeless (or not terrible). Moreover, she tries to be superior than any other actress, claiming she wants to best actress in the world, and yet failed to do so. She isn't closed enough to the top actress such as Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Emma Watson, or etc. Plus, she is a spoiled brat, PERIOD.
The best way to scare the crap out of her is to bring horses whenever you see her, as she had an Equinophobia, the fear of horses. To end this definition, she is a hypocrite, she claims that other actress are not beautiful and talentless, yet she herself show the exact opposite.
The best way to scare the crap out of her is to bring horses whenever you see her, as she had an Equinophobia, the fear of horses. To end this definition, she is a hypocrite, she claims that other actress are not beautiful and talentless, yet she herself show the exact opposite.
by The-dirtydancingdude November 22, 2021
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Get the Alex Stewart mug.Stewart is something special, and lovable he is a very special boy, the only reason people love him is cause he’s a bit slow kinda like a snail. He can be a total jerk at times for no apparent reason, but just know that Stewart are in a special little world of there own. Stewarts will never find love besides from their mothers, and blind, deaf, and brain dead people. Stewart is such a special guy don’t ever let him near small children or animals or they won’t come home.
Terry: yo bob did ya see Stewart
Bob: oh yeah! He was trying to play with that cute little dog.
Terry: wait my dog???
Bob: oh yeah! He was trying to play with that cute little dog.
Terry: wait my dog???
by Somerandomguynamedjoerogan November 3, 2021
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