Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.

cock stalking bandit by Joshoua October 17, 2006

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gang stalking

Gang Stalking is organized harassment, usually by a fairly large number of persons, done in a secretive or clandestine way, targeting people
deemed to be unacceptable. Usually it is done in a way intended to "fly beneath the radar" of legitimate law-enforcement.

Reasons for this harassment include suspicion of deviant sexuality, unpopular or uncommon
religious practices, racism or ethnic hatred, or mental illness.

There are known origins in community activism opposed to "scattered site housing" of mentally-disabled persons on public relief or welfare, pre-release or post-release housing for convicts and parolees, etc.

Let's start gang stalking this guy Joe, I heard he's weird and I want to find out for sure and get rid of him if he really is weird.

gang stalking by impecunious919 December 30, 2008

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google stalking

when you look up people's houses on google maps or google earth for no reason at all

maria: have you ever been to andie's house?
allison: no...but i've been google stalking it a lot lately...
maria: umm...okay...

google stalking by superBoArD March 14, 2009

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snap stalking

Following a person and snapping your fingers. It works better with larger groups of people, originates from West Side Story.

Can you believe those drama kids are snap stalking in the halls again?

snap stalking by Emily W. June 11, 2006

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