stalebagels18.vr

stalebagels18.vr Is a VR, TikToker who posts mixed content, (mostly containing clash Royale, news about the Ukrainian war .e.t.c.)His main target demographic is comedy, comedic videos as well with interacting with his fans. (Extra information includes…) Pronouns:He/Him/His, follower count is 1487 while like count is 3346 and he is following 1821. (All at the time of writing this.) His gorilla tag cosmetics are, Holdable-Silver wrench. Hat-Cannot tell. Face-Cannot tell. Badge-Cannot tell.

“OMG, stalebagels18.vr, said it would be cool if someone would do this!”
“Perfect, cause I’m doing it to everyone!”

by Console wars are gay April 21, 2022

Stale Turtle

A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you

I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.

by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023

Subway Stalagmite

n. Contrary to subway stalactite, subway stalagmite does not form on the ceiling. Subway stalagmite is a deposit left by dripping sewer water or run-off that comes from the stalactite deposits on subway ceilings. Usually it is a lighter color, though it ranges from white to brown, and gives off a foul odor. This can be attributed to the fact that it’s on the floor, below your nose, where air can circulate up to your nose. These are generally flat, and do not develop as tall or as quickly as subway stalactite.

A white to brown flat deposit below a dripping sewer pipe that gives off a foul odor can be considered subway stalagmite.

by Srztanjur October 5, 2009

Urinal stalemate

Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate

Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.

by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 13, 2013

salty stalactite

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.

Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

by rentahorror May 24, 2022

stalefish

The act of masturbation while putting your arm under your leg. normally in a leg up or "captian morgan" position. It increases pleasure to the maximum extreme.

"Dude, your mom loves it when i stalefish on her face"

"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"

by stalefisher 212 January 13, 2009

stale fish

A Stale Fish is when you sleep with someone that doesn't do much of anything except lay there like a stale fish.

He slept with her and said she was a stale fish

by TagIt84 August 26, 2013