Safety Taliban

Vocal and widely despised prophet of a fundamentalist ideology whose basic tenets impose a strict ban on getting things done on time, on budget and, above all, enjoying yourself in any way at all.

Gordon: You! Where's your high-visibility vest?
Innocent victim: In the raging inferno that was my office ...
Gordon: Don't give me that! The sign clearly says that high visibility clothing must be worn in this area at all times. No exceptions whatsover. The rules are the rules. They're for your own good, you know. Where would we be without any rules?
Innocent victim (sotto voce): Fucking safety taliban ...

by Citizen Sade March 13, 2008

Safeen

Name of the Sexiest nigga on earth 🦍

Oh shit there goes that fine ass mf Safeen

by CEOBAN October 17, 2019

Safe as fuck

Perverted from the British slang safe, which meant everything from cool to "hello", depending upon context, "safe as fuck" is used to refer to being high, low, or stoned in any context, whether intentionally or not. There is an aspect of the term that is connected to just how out-of-touch the person using the term is; generally, if someone is high enough to use the term, they are only safe in their own minds and should not drive, operate machinery, etc.

Person 1: "Mate, are you fuckin' high?"
Person 2: "Safe as fuck, man, safe as FUCK."

by BaddestMFintheValley March 21, 2011

Safe Sexting

The practise of leaving one's face or other distinguishing features out of a sext, in order to ensure deniability should the picture fall into the wrong hands.

My boyfriend's phone got stolen by somebody in the school after we sexted. I'm not worried though. I practise safe sexting.

by Blakeyboy93 April 6, 2011

safety

An exclamation used as a warning immediately following a fart, made by the farter

"Safety! I would keep walking forward, quickly, if I were you."

by Steph November 4, 2003

safe my mate

South African slang meaning everything's OK/cool/just fine thank you. Often said with a unique hand gesture whereupon one makes a fist, with the two fingers at either side remaining extended.

"Safe my mate" is a common and accepted response to a friend's loud (often drunken) inquiry as to one's wellbeing, often from several rows back at a rugby or cricket match.
me: "Hey Mannie! Howzit going, man?"
Mannie: "Safe my mate!"

by Stuart Kelly December 30, 2007

safe as pigeon

Safe as pigeons is term used to set a persons mind at rest, while the situation remains sketchy as fuck

It'll be alright, it's safe as pigeons!

by Broken spur May 12, 2016