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Stacked of Borg

A woman whom has physical and mental traits related to Jerry Ryan. Intelligent, gorgeous, multi-talented, the complete package.

A play on the name "Seven of Nine" from Star Trek Voyager. Jerry Ryan played a character whose full name was "Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One".
Lady: "So after I graduated from Harvard, and started my own Fortune 500 company, I became a Victoria's Secret model"

Admirer: "Stacked of Borg"
by Silverleaf December 15, 2008
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myspace stalker

One who views your myspace areas compulsively, without any communication with you in myspace or real life.
Why my ex-girlfriend has become a myspace stalker is puzzling, unless she is concocting an evil scheme of some sort, or she can't get laid.
by Lar January 6, 2006
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slacker

someone who is very lazy, doesn't do their work until the last minute, and frankly, enjoys it
Greg is a big slacker...he's only read 50 of the 150 pages he needs to read by tomorrow and its already midnight
by King K December 28, 2005
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stalkerish

Can be used when defining a certain creepy behaviour by someone of the opposite sex (or even same sex)
That dude is getting all stalkerish on me.
by rugbychick February 24, 2005
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stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.
Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.
by BM_Face December 14, 2008
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stalker calendar

A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.
Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.

Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.

Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!

Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
by nearly civilized January 5, 2010
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Stalker Numbers

numbers added to your phone by Facebook
Person 1: Hey I just got Becky's number
Person 2: I've been have her number
Person 1: How?
Person 2: "Stalker Numbers" bro, facebook gave it to me when I downloaded the app and signed in
by solidpup July 19, 2012
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