Squeezed

To be pressured to quit at work. This is done by people who want to fire you, but can't.

"I am so damn sick of being squeezed at work."

"Hey, don't give in, don't let yourself be squeezed like that!"

by Cam Peckham October 7, 2008

Squeeze Theorem

The natural phenomenon observed when one eats a burger or similar bun-based food, squeezing the bun too hard, forcing the burger to slowly eject itself from between the buns. If this process continues, the user may be forced to consume purely burger and no bun, leaving the user with solely buns and toppings.

Some possible causes include:

-user inexperienced with bun-based foods
-too much lubrication (ketchup, mustard, etc)
-wet toppings including tomatoes
-nonuniform squeezing of the bun
-basic bun malfunction (cracking or tearing)
-etc

If experiencing Squeeze Theorem, the user should remain calm and not panic. Sudden movements may be fatal.

"Hey man, where do you want to go eat?"
"Lets grips some A&W"
"d00d, I hate that place, my burg always gets Squeeze Theorem"
"yeaaa... I remember, you had to get a refill on that burg"

by alaska st33v June 18, 2009

Buffalo Squeeze

"A "Buffalo Squeeze" is the term that originated to describe the driving of a buffalo herd into a canyon with progressively narrowing walls and with no exit (The term is now used to describe using this same process on wild horses). The narrowing walls would slow the herd of stampeding beasts and eventually stop them as the canyon walls finally came together. Now facing the wrong direction and with no escape they were at the mercy of the pursuers. -anon.

the origins of "Squeeze Play" or "puttin' the 'squeeze' on someone ... "

"...with
pasties and a g-string
beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass
and a Buffalo squeeze..." -Tom Waits

by Jake Baer July 21, 2008

squeeze one out

"Squeeze one out" can have many euphemistic meanings:
1) Narrowly win in a game
2) Give birth to a baby
3) Poop, as in
4) Masturbate, but this is the least-used of the four

1)"they squeezed out a victory, 1-0"
2)"I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30."
3)"I'm going to the toilet to squeeze one out"
4)I squeezed one out in the shower last night.

by Hamid2547 October 3, 2010

anal squeak

a whistle or "squeak" emitted during anal penetration.

i was so embarassed last night when i let out an anal squeak.

by alissa weiss January 14, 2008

Ball squeeze

The act of mercilessly squeezing a mans plump testicles. Can be done for fun, revenge, or pleasure. The male will be in excruciating pain during this. The person squeezing his balls on the other hand will probably badly enjoy it.

Jack was being rude so his friend grabbed his balls and ball squeezed them crushing the tender orbs in his hand while jack screamed and begged for mercy.

by S_K_Y_E January 18, 2018

Squeeze

Your current boyfriend or girlfriend.

Just going for a coffee with my new squeeze.

by Andy Williams September 20, 2003