smurf booger

The blue boogers in your nose after you snort the blue 10mg adderal.

Damn, I just blew a hell of a smurf booger in this tissue.

by C-Money1 May 2, 2007

Smurfing

Smurfing, the act of painting oneself blue then sneaking up on people and rubing your penis on them.

Chris thought smurfing was cool he once smurfed a lady so hard, i thought she was going to passout.

by jcwizzle September 10, 2016

Smurf Cat

smurf cat is a stupid internet meme that shouldn't exist it is a dumb meme and was made even worse when CG5 made a song for it.
NOTICE THIS MEME WAS MADE BY SOMEBODY TRYING TO USE AI TO MAKE A REALISTIC SMURF AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO LOOK LIKE A CAT!

Smurf cat is dumb

by SmurfCatIsntFunny October 14, 2023

pappa smurf

the most pimp dad ever

what's up pappa smurf?

by brookie-poo August 23, 2009

SMURFING

The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis

I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing

by Spyke March 17, 2003

smurf

To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.

Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.

by stefan the boy wonder March 2, 2004

Battle Of The Smurf

Common Name Reffered to the Rivalry In High School Basketball In Idaho.

Centennial High School(Patriots) vs Mountain View High School ( Mavericks )

Named after a player with the last name of Smurthwaite, who transferred to Mountain View from Centennial. So every game that is played in basketball between these two teams its like them battling for the rights of Smurthwaite....

Orgin- Idaho

The Battle Of The Smurf, was won last night by Mountain View.

by KBCS May 13, 2005