Spucking

Its like sexting but over skype.
Naughty messages are exchanged by both parties.

Girl: Oh my god lets spuck!
Boy: Oh babe hell yeah, get your webcam on!

5 min later
Girl: Oh yeah we are spucking hard!

by yakuma January 1, 2011

Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

by Skiddy March 8, 2005

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Skunking Up

Referring to anyone that has bad body odor and doesn't realise it.

A semi polite way to tell someone they stink of BO

'Hey, did you notice that ____ was skunking up before, he fking stinks man'

"Hey man I don't know how else to tell you but your skunking up and you might wanna use some deodorant"

by D!cko January 13, 2009

Sparkling Pearl Necklace

When a pearl necklace is followed up by throwing a handful of glitter on the recipient.

I gave her a Sparkling Pearl Necklace, is was so pretty.

by ImButters March 18, 2012

Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

spanking horse

A piece of furniture used in bdsm that the sub is strapped to and then spanked

Kate was tied down on their spanking horse and Bob spanked her & spanked her while Kate moaned.

by SshhCaty January 15, 2014