punching shit

Anal sex. Like punching a time card, punching a vote, or a hole puncher. Punching shit.

Gay men, and adventurous straight men, practice the ancient form of lovemaking known as punching shit.

by Ichiban38 September 17, 2007

squenching

The act of licking a girls boobs. or it may also be used if you are the person who is getting their tits licked.it can be used as squench, squenched, etc.

when we where squenching i jizzed a little

by fly guy1432 December 24, 2009

punching cotton

Fucking a girl with a tampon in on her period.

After Sam was finished punching cotton, Lucy's mouth turned into a tampon ejector.

by stereoshaft March 23, 2007

punching the angry elf

the act of masturbating.

" Man when i got home last night my girl fell asleep so i ended up punching the angry elf."

by NEM@SER April 22, 2009

Punching the Knuckle Clock

When you pass up a night of fun with friends and family to sit around alone at your place with porn and masturbate over and over again. During this time you wonder periodically between sessions if you made the write choice. This will often start to seem like work, but since you already passed on the fun you might as well do a good job of punching the knuckle clock...

The whole place stank of jizz and loneliness. A tear ran softly down my cheek as i continued punching the knuckle clock..

by Thedude78 September 4, 2012

Punching The Shark

Masturbation - usually referring to an Australian male pleasuring himself

That bloke Henry got caught "punching the shark" when his mum walked in on him!

by Aussie Bloke December 18, 2012

tounge punching the dirx star

using your muscular hydrostat to lap a partner's anus with the intention of bringing sexual gratification

Ses: Damn, Dirx! You were real loud last night! What did you do?
Dirse: She was tounge punching the dirx star....

by dirtyinchinnna June 18, 2011