Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

Springer

A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.

Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?

Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.

by Ad1211mitch December 19, 2017

splinterius

Being psychopathic but not in a way of killing but always having to think about killing.

splinter: im being splinterius.
noah: don't kill anyone.
splinter: no i only think of killing people.

by 224NUDEL April 25, 2018

Splinter sucker

Cocksucker, someone who enjoys sucking a dick,oral sex

Yehaa I am the best god damn splinter sucker in south Wales

by Djruffglove September 14, 2018

Springer/Sprung

Slang for an erection.

See "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot.

Example of Springer/sprung

Uh-oh. Bobby's got a springer.

When a girl walks up with an Itty bitty waist and a big butt in your face you get sprung.

by Thisstuffislewd September 27, 2020

Springer Syndrome

Springer Syndrome is the addiction to dysfunctional television such as Housewives, Jerry Springer and Maury to feel better about themselves and their own lives.

Mom: “OH MY GOSH! I’ve been watching reality Tv all day!”
Me: “Sounds like you have a case of Springer Syndrome”

by Rayne Storm November 28, 2020

Splinteranus

A splinteranus is a person who is susceptible to anal rips or Fischers , mostly homosexuals or those who enjoy anal sex .

For example Alan won’t be in to work today, he is a splinteranus.

by Skunkface February 6, 2021