screw it

I don't care, do whatever you want. I don't give it a worry.

Oh, screw it.

by Awakened citizen June 30, 2010

screw that noise

Variation on screw dat, also "screw this noise". To refuse a stupid suggestion; to refute a statement; to express exasperation with the stupid people.

"Screw that noise! I ain't gonna let you drive MY car!"

"This forum is full of trolls. Screw this noise, I'm outta here."

by velo2000 September 10, 2005

Screw-Nicorn

A made up sexual act which involves Partner A wearing a strap on dildo on their forehead and then proceeds to have intercourse using said dildo with Parter B. This was referenced in a Most Offensive Video Over-Dub of a Charlie Brown and Peanuts cartoon.

"We're going to do the Screw-Nicorn trick. That's when I put a dildo on my head and fuck Marcy headfirst like a Unicorn on amphetamines."

by Bubonic_Chronic November 21, 2007

Screwicide

The act of screwing somebody until they die from it. Alternatively, the most enjoyable form of suicide if your goal is to screw until you die.

My husband has been gone on that business trip for so long that when he returns, I'm going to commit justifiable screwicide.

by DOTK February 10, 2009

Screw the Rules, I Have Money!

Seto Kaiba's catchphrase from yu gi oh the abridged series created by LittleKuriboh. First used when he lost a children's card game to yu gi.

Usage: to shun authority or to tease by flaunting one's wealth.
can be adapted to fit the situation.

ex. 1
Yu gi: Did you just summon a lot of monsters all at once.
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yu gi: You can't do that, it's against the rules.
Kaiba: Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
ex. 2
Person 1: leeroy, you dumb ass, you just fucked up our plan.
Leeroy: Screw the Plan, I Have Chicken!

by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009

screwball

a babbling or ranting fool

that ranting evangelist sure is a screwball

by Daniel April 2, 2005

birmingham screwdriver

A hammer. Usually used on delicate devices when a real screwdriver would be better. Refers to the habit of a Birmingham inhabitant (i.e. simpleton to take a rather simplitic view of maintenance. Similar to percussive maintenance.

If it don't work - hit it.
If it still don't work, use a bigger hammer.

Ay, Jimmeh, pass uz tha' Birmingham Screwdriver - oi can't geh this new graphics card in this bastard compu'er wivaht a slight modifahcation

whack There, snug as yo' mum

by Bigger Boy January 21, 2006