spootin

a really big fat guy that eats big macs

omg look at that spootin commin outta McDonald's!!

by janellpoo&jimmiepoo February 24, 2009

Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning

verb; action; sexual activity involving a man and a (wo)man where they engage in anal sex while lying in the spooning position. This act occurs only when the "front" spoon is suffering from diarrhea and empties there bowels on the "back" spoon while having anal sex. also known as the cleveland steamer's angry eastern cousin.

guy one: dude, i was with a girl last night and we totally did some Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning.

guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.

guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.

by Baltimore Barry December 29, 2010

spooting

The act of a dog dragging its butt across the ground by pulling itself forward with its front paws.

We gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug.

The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.

by Homer21 February 4, 2010

vertical spooning

Or otherwise known at squatting on each other

J.Depp is my dream vertical spoonage partner

by hi May 13, 2005

Shooping

Extreme action of toolishness. Usually always wearing tye dye, taking mirror pics, and being sexy.

No! Stop shooping you piece of poop!

by Logan Kimmel March 13, 2011

Spookination

Jack Spooky (The lead singer of the Japanese band, The Candy Spooky Theater)'s self-owned, self-operated assassination company.

A: So someone got killed last night?
B: Yeah, I hear it was the work of Spookination.

by P@ige August 19, 2007

Soopin'

To be quietly spying over your child's shoulder as he or she IMs or group chats dirty with someone on the internet.

Variation of the word, "Snooping."

Yo, my dad was straight soopin' on me while I was chattin' wtih some filthy girl. I was all like "Dad, dis aint yo turn!!"

by fire machine August 25, 2009