Fucked By a Rusty Spoon

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.

#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"

by reditalia593 March 14, 2010

how to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt,

tiddie in my hand,
kiss ya neck,

Hell yea.

Bill: Hey man my girlfriend wants to spoon but i dont know how!
Me: How to Spoon: Dick hard on the butt, tiddie in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yea.
Bill: thanks man

by owo_owo_owo November 8, 2019

spoon hour

Spoon hour is a time when sleep deprivation is so severe that anything is hilarious, including the mention of the word "spoon".

Jack: "your cheeks would be better... flappy."
Max: "Like that piece of apple that you almost bite off that has a flap of skin attaching it to the apple like a door."
Sj: "I think the real problem is the lack of cheek flap."
Jack: "Oh god... spoon hour."

by Med Revuers for Spoon Hour July 13, 2010

Egg & Spoon

A Cockney Rhyming slang term used to describe a black person. Egg & Spoon rhymes with Coon.

Look at all the egg & spoons stood next to the dole office!

by Bozo September 21, 2003

SPOOLA

Acronym (Stripped Pine, Olive Oil, Laura Ashley) used to describe a type of middle class person who like to have stripped pine furniture, use a lot of olive oil and buy a lot of Laura Ashley clothes and interior decorations

"Oh, Tarquin and Fiona are sooooo Spoola they have Laura Ashley toilet paper."

by Rob Gilmore June 6, 2004

spoon n' slip

When "spooning" with a woman, you "slip" your penis in her vagina. #DS

I pulled the "spoon n' slip" with my wife on the couch last night.
In an attempt to be inconspicuous, A man's go to move under a generously-sized sofa blanket should be ol' fashion "spoon n' slip".

by SpntaneousCmbustion January 24, 2015

spoon switch

a person that can either be a big spoon or a small spoon at any given time while spooning

Are you a big spoon or a small spoon? Actually I'm a spoon switch.

by Your Mom Is My Hoe April 22, 2021