Sconched

When you're so extremely blazed from smoking weed that even the word 'scorched' gets toasted and comes out differently. Resulting in a much superior and expressive term.

Dude 1: 'Man, I'm so sconched right now.'
Dude 2: 'You mean scorched?'
Dude 1: 'Exactly.'"

by Tom Danks October 5, 2023

Spronchy

Cold, Wet, Crunchy and Spongey

Frozen Sponge is Spronchy

by Spronch Man November 6, 2023

spinch

To mentally and physically destroy someone

(roast battle)
man: you smell like shit (beats the shit out of other guy)
some spectator: damn he just got spinched!

by spinch boy November 14, 2023

spinched

to be mentally and physically destroyed

(arguing)
guy 1: i fucked your mom
guy 2: your gonna regret that you bitch
(fighting)
guy 1: (super punch)
(guy 2 is knocked out)
spectator: damn that guy just got spinched!

by spinch boy November 15, 2023

Stonchi

1. You stink up the gaff, etc you are the most boring person at the party.

2. You stink bruv

Your the stonchiest guy I know

by Jmoney and de john December 8, 2023

Spunching

Edging while taking a shit, using a squatty potty

“After my girlfriend left last night, I was spunching like crazy! The Mexican food really messed with my stomach, but it made for some great spunching.”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024

Sconche

Sconche / Sconched - to inhale ones food. To eat so quickly your taste buds aren't activated and missed the assignment. Similar to scarf or scarfing down food. Sconching is synonymous with devouring.

"I'm definitely going to sconche this..."

"Sconche it down bro!"

"Bruh, he sconched that s**t down!"

"She saw those donuts and sconched the whole dozen!"

"Ah, indubitably, sconched."

"..Houston, we have a sconche"

by TheDunnisher June 7, 2024