Spurt

Also know as Sprite. See also: Choke

Spurt tastes good in your mouth

by AiRDawG October 4, 2003

Splut

The female equivalent to a male fap, indicating the noise made during the process.

Oooh, Brad Pitt!
*splut splut splut*

by engagequadlaser May 25, 2006

Splurging

Slerging - verb
Splerged - noun

The act of simply placing your penis in one's spouses' nose and ejaculating.

"DUDE! My girlfriend didn't want me to splooge in her mouth, but I insisted on Splurging in her nose.

by A black kid May 26, 2012

splart

when a girl thinks shes gonna queef but shit comes out instead.

omg that bitch splarted all over the place

by vanessa nukka!!!! July 15, 2006

Splort

The sound a ripe pumpkin makes when you take the glopp out.

*carving jack-o-lanterns*

Dave: Ok Jimmothy, time to take the glopp out!

Jimmothy: *SPLORT*

Dave: Oh Jimmothy, you twinkletoes...that sounded quite ripe!

by 0SED4X November 11, 2013

Splurby

Disarray - aka "Jess"

The situation was a complete splurby.

by Steve Green September 16, 2008

Slurting

Verb: the action of "slut flirting"

Katie likes to slurt INSANELY with her boyfriend Sam.
Polly enjoys a good slurting sesh any day of the week.
Vanessa is a pro slurter when it comes to getting down to business.

by hcoff December 17, 2008